Anti Valentine..

HELLO!!

Well seeing as Valentine's day is coming soon I thought I would post quite a few parody "Roses are red" poems. I took them all from a group on the forum called "Chatting" so the people who get the credit the people who posted them. So sorry if the person who actually came up with that funny thing sees I didn't give credit!!

HERE WE GO!

Credit to .:Lol:. (Noisy Shadow)
Roses are red,
That much is true,
But violets are purple,
Not fucking blue.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I can't rhyme,
Refrigerator

Roses are black,
Violets are black,
Everything's black
I can't see!

Roses are red
My name is Dave
This Poem makes no sense
Microwave

Roses are brown
Violets are brown
WHO SHIT IN MY FLOWER BED??

Credit to Dizzy Carrot:
Roses are dead,
Violets are dead,
Damn I'm a bad gardener

Roses are red
Violets are red
Oh crap! My garden's on fire!

Roses are dancing
Violets are prancing
Now remind me why we're at a year three play?
Credit to Kitten+Bubbles:
Roses are something,
Violets are a thing
I don't know what colour
Colour blindness stings.

Roses are death
Violets is the antidote
WTF was this alchemist thinking when he named them?!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
But as for you
You are THE COLOR OF EEEEVIL

Though my roses would think less
and violets just think it's a mess.

Roses are blue
Violets are red
Did you read that?
Check it again.
Credit to yours truly (Misha):
Roses are red
This is getting old
Everyone does this joke now

Violets are blue
Roses are red
Wait..I think I got this wrong..

Roses have thorns
Violets are blue
come near me
and I will prick you

Roses are dying
Violets are dead
I think it's winter.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
And so am I!!

Which one is your favourite? And do you have or know any parodies of this poem? If so COMMENT BELOW!!! :D Much appreciated :*

Peace out!
Misha

EDIT: Found another!

"Roses are red
Foxes are clever
I like your butt
Let me touch it forever"